5/31/2012 (9:45pm) 5 notes

one direction

after hearing What Makes You Beautiful being played over and over on my radio, i have finally figured out the true meaning behind its chorus:

“I am strongly attracted to your lack of self confidence.”

#my mother was a stern woman

5/23/2012 (7:49pm)

i lost my waterbottle last week

if you see it around, its that white one with the red cap that flips open all fancy

i haven’t remembered to look for it these past couple days for some reason…

#also my rainbrow umbrella#but i don't think that one's coming back ever.

so i kind of really really like the matrix… its like the precursor to inception

(Source: spacecadet)

My Parents

  • Mom: ACHOO
  • Me: Bless you!
  • Mom: aCHOOO
  • Me: Bless you
  • Mom: ACHOOOO
  • Dad: Bluh bluh bluh a bluh bluh
  • Me: bluh bluh bluhhhh
  • [repeat last three lines 4 more times]
  • Mom: Kill me now.
  • Me: No, Mom, kill ME now.
  • Mom: [ignores me] Kill me now kill me now kill me now.
  • Dad: A bluh bluh bluh

5/8/2012 (9:37pm)

My tissue pedestal

Question:

You've had a rough day. Don't force yourself to work if you're just going to worry or panic. Take a break, whether that means a better nap, talking to someone who makes you happy, or watching a sitcom or merging your face with a tub of ice cream, and remind yourself that your life does not revolve around academics. There are other opportunities for SATs, and a 4 on one AP test (have faith in the generous curve) for the most part is perhaps just a semester or two of a course in college.URATROOPER

Asked by Anonymous

Answer:

thank you. you guys kill me, every last one of you, and in a good “i’m laughing and splotching up my math homework” kind of way.

thank you thank you thank you thank you.

5/8/2012 (12:27am)

Question:

Julie! Put down your pencil, and take a FIFTEEN minute break to go do whatever floats your boat! :)

Asked by ladybhabha

Answer:

Bhavi! i took your advice and jumped the fence to my neighbors where i scared the living daylights out of them by mashing my face into their windows

5/8/2012 (12:22am) 4 notes

5/7/2012 (11:49pm) 7 notes

bitchin’

do not read unless you want to hear my pmsing… it gets kinda gross. sorry in advance.

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5/5/2012 (12:43am) 3 notes

shat on by collegeboard

i suppose its my fault

but i have inadvertently deleted all my sat iis for tomorrow by switching my chem one to june

#sometimes i am so smart it kills me

5/4/2012 (11:42pm) 6 notes

huge props

to anyone who has ever made it past junior year. i said this at the start of the year when i had no freaking clue, too, and i mean it even more now.

except all you kids goin’ “oh yeah, ap testing week was seriously the most relaxing week mang” these kids need to make me sandwiches for lunch EVERY DAY BECAUSE THEY ARE SO RELAXED.

i cannot cannot cannot wait for this to be over. 

#about to die from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA